Coffin Skate

A ritual where your teachers take your phone, put it in a coffin, put roller skates on on it and kick it down the stairs into a pentagram. They then start chanting words spoken in the unknown language of rehcaet which happens to be english spoken backwards which may explain why rehcaet is teacher backwards. If the sacrifice (the phone) is accepted demons will rise and burn the phone exploding the batteries.
Or maybe the person just sucks at spelling and it auto corrects to coffinskate

Man I hate it when teachers coffin skate your phone.

by Dank Twickshlotter December 13, 2016

Coffigens

The mental and physical stamina derived from the caffeine in hot office coffee.

Dude there is no way I'm getting this presentation done tonight without coffigens.

or

Man I am laggin, I need some coffigens

or

Jeeze dude I just hit the 3-o'clock wall I need coffigens in a hurry...

by Hunkasaurus Chunk May 14, 2009

nail in the coffin

The death of the rapper, Benzino! Eminem fucking spit bar-after-bar right at his throat, each diss more savage than the last! The line where Benzino just died instantly was:

Slap my mom! Slap the fuck out of her
She can't sue you, she wouldn't get a buck out of ya
'Cause you're broke as fuck, you suck, you're a fuckin' joke
If you was really sellin' coke, well, then what the fuck
You stop for, dummy? If you slew some crack
You'd make a lot more money than you do from rap

It was too much for Benzino to handle! RIP Benzino!

Eminem put a nail in the coffin and ended Benzino!

by I'm Obsessed With Your Mother February 12, 2020

Coffin Dodgers

Coffin Dodgers were an American heavy rock band from New Jersey. They played together from 1999 to 2006. During that time they released 3 CD's, one 7" record, and a rare 5 song cassette. They were usually associated with stoner rock or punk rock.

Coffin Dodgers were one of South Jerseys first stoner rock bands.

by Tallcan Records April 15, 2009

Kiddie Coffin

A coffin ment for little kids who no ones likes, fuck ups that no one like, or stupid fucks who die by commiting suicide or die by some dumbfuck way.

Dad: Bitch make me a sandwich!
Son: Fuck you dad, suck my balls!
Dad: thats it you little spear chucker, your goin into the kiddie coffin!
Son: NO daddy no!!!!

by No gay in HOMO April 7, 2008

the coffin

Similar to a keg stand, 'the coffin' is performed by falling back into supporting arms while someone lifts your legs in the air. A third individual dispenses beer through the tap into person performing the act's mouth, arms must be crossed in corpse like manner to be considered the coffin.

Did you see the coffin Jonny did at the party yesterday, he was so drunk the beer must have gone straight to his brain!

by universaldonkey November 13, 2007

wang coffin

a recepticle of any form for the transport or holding of a (severed) penis.

heh, who would have thought a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?

yeah, big enough for Greg to use as a wang coffin.

by auxis June 3, 2006