Codsniped

To be put upon with a great inconvenience or undesirable task at short notice.

I've been totally codsniped, they're sending me to Philadelphia tomorrow to attend a 3 day conference on hand dryers.

by Johnny Cordouroy December 11, 2012

Colon Powell

Noun - The act of having several uniformed military officer voraciously sodomize a willing participant.

That girl will bang any soldier, she let the entire battalion go Colon Powell on her.

by DK sorta June 1, 2015

Colon Cough

A fart

I have a bad case of the colon coughs

by Kat the Ripper May 13, 2018

Coconut Oil

When your skills are worse than Dog Water and Rice Water combined

KID SHUT THE FUCK UP YOUR A DOG WATER COCONUT OIL SHITTER LITERALLY KYS

by SnowOz February 6, 2021

text cohones

1. Text balls or guts. When you can slag a person over text messages but in person you're too afraid or shy to slag them.

Person1: What you're too afraid to say it to my face!?
Person2: ...
Person3: Ah leave him alone, He has text cohones

by freshpseudo January 30, 2009

Banana-Coconut

A banana-coconut is a rare tropical fruit. They are long, slender, and round They range in length from 4 to 10 inches and average 1 to 2 inches in diameter. There are 4 main colors, black, yellow, red, and white. It grows on trees and is connected by a short stem. During the fall the tree drops its fruit. It discharges its seeds from the tip of the fruit in a gooey, white to clear liquid. The tree is rare because other trees cant grow under the tree, and thats where the seeds usually end up.

When tards try to talk to me, I distract them by saying banana-coconut

by Where's Tardo? January 21, 2011

Soggy Coconuts

Two very sweaty large hairy appendages that belong on a sexy man who speaks both Italian and English fluently.

Tawnya wants Bryan's soggy coconuts.

by Nix Wolfwood June 29, 2012