Clump Texter

Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".

So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter

by VincentTheIndian September 19, 2018

Clumpin’

When a females white ejaculate gets into her or her partners pubic hair and creates white spots within the pubes and makes them stick together

Travis: “Damn girl, I must be doing something right because you’re clumpin’.”

by BigDaddyBigBoy June 21, 2021

Clumpo

An insult to people with abnormally square shaped feet.

*takes possession* “haha, I have insert possession here!”

“Gimme that back you little Clumpo!”

by CBa08 March 31, 2022

Boobie Clump

When Your Fighting Girl And Jiggles Her Boobies For A Minute And Clumps You

"She Boobie Clump Me"

by Anonymous#291028472 February 26, 2019

clampy mchorseboy

A common name for the one known as Ben. also refered to as 'Benji', 'Clampy' and 'McPhearson'. This primitive form of humanity is usually over-productive and a good worker, but is easilly distracted and instantly aroused by the sight, smell, sound, touch and/or taste of clamps. Be it innocent or self-induced, this alfa-male will pounce and initiate in it's mating tactic with said clamp. this tactic involves hoofing. (see hoof). He is equally aroused by horses, but only some. no-one has ever tried to exposed the subject to both clamps and horses simaltaniously, but tests have shown that an expected explosion would occur in the crotch of the test subject. Common signs of the Clampy McHorseboy are a smug attitude towards everything, a knack for always being right, and to a greater extent, several cheese-like tendencies. You have been warned - do not approch said Horseboy - especially from the rear.

"Ahhh! It's Clampy McHorseboy!"

by Dr. Tubb April 13, 2004

clumfy

1. To be totally crazy, brainwashed, out of control, odd, strange and misunderstood. It's like when you don't know what you feel, but you just feel it; when you don't know what you want, but you just want it. You are clumfy, when the others consider you as freaky, crazy, emotional, but also with strong opinion about everything and the courage to defend it.

2. Also used when something is complicated and can't be explained.

1. Your sister is so clumfy!
You are totally clumfy!
He is so clumfy that I think he might be sick.
Are you out of your mind?! I'm not clumfy enough to do that!

2. Oh, I just can't tell, it's so clumfy.
This picture is a total mess, it's really clumfy.

by Tomorrow nevermore January 4, 2009

clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014