Coco the clobber

Coco the clobber is a major celebrity in ireland.
Hes so lana del Rey euphoria core
Hell clobber ya behind lidl
Hes literally so dainty and petite
Hed put the entire euphoria cast to shame ngl x

"hey, guess who I just saw!"
"Omg who"
"Coco the clobber, he was getting active behind tesco"

by Urbandicc1 February 8, 2023

clobbersaurus

Rightfielder for the Chicago Cubs, 1992-present.

...and Clobbersaurus goes down swinging. That will bring up Lee...

by dblah September 30, 2004

It's Clobberin' Time!

The act of double fisting a girl while wearing Hulk Hands.

As the boy looked into his new girlfriend's eyes, he slipped on his recently purchased hulk hands and exclaimed, "It's Clobberin' Time!"

by meowxcore March 22, 2009

A clobber of Aerichs

The common collective noun for a group of people named "Eric" with various spellings.

Uh-oh, here comes a clobber of Aerichs! Hide the hair gel!

by Clobberite August 23, 2018

clobber claw

(n) a television remote control

"Hand me the clobber claw."

by kmojoh September 3, 2006

Clobber the calamari

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

by magnolia_mikey April 4, 2009

clobba

bang chick really hard really good blowjob

Man i clobbaed dat hoe

by Coonfox October 17, 2006