Clitastrophy

A chick with clear vagina infection...

Damn, that cheap hooker had a clear clitastrophy!

by ho ho hower hangers! October 30, 2009

Clitpop

Alternate term for what the media call 'overly sexualised pop music'.

That Cheryl Cole, she's so bloody Clitpop.

by The Frohike Love Triangle June 19, 2012

coitaphobia

Fear of intimacy

The virgin had coitaphobia

by Looster October 3, 2013

clitaracts

Clitaracts, aged hardening of the clitoris resulting in reduced sensation of this area leading to numbed orgasms.

Oh dear my darling I think my clitaracts are playing up, I can barely feel you.

by spaffburger May 17, 2014

Clitamongus

A giant clitoris.

Damn girl, you got a big clitamongus!

by efishies15 June 23, 2016

clitacunt

Someone who acts like a cunt and has a clit

Your a clitacunt Lewelyn

by TheGod696969 January 23, 2018

Clitple

A pimple that presses against your clit making sex painful and awkward.

She wanted birthday sex, but the clitple made that impossible.

by arenee90 June 13, 2018