clement

Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...

By the way, it means as well smart and clever.

What a Clement guy!!

by Clementusrugby August 8, 2006

Brown Clementine

When a women's vaginal entrance has become over used and dried up. The vagina begins to hang outside, turn a brownish colour and dry up, looking like an old shrivelled up clementine.

"Holy shit, look at the brown clementine on that bitch"

"That cunt is used and abused. It looks like a fucking brown clementine"

"Jesus, those meat curtains look like a brown clementine"

by brownclementine May 3, 2013

Clemin

Any amount of semen found or left in a womans cleavage

After a titty-fuck, I left a wad of clemin between her boobs.

by blank1975 July 19, 2011

clemintine

''Is that a tangerine?''
''No its a clemintine asshole''

''this clemintine tastes like ass''
''I like ass''

by sexypantskarl September 9, 2012

Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.

"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

by dreeze March 30, 2008

clembie

the best name ever given to lilyoclembo.

clembie, you are the DONGMASTER! you be ballin'!

by jumbie July 26, 2004

Clementine story

A story that is told very animatedly and promises to be a good one however ultimately it fails spectacularly and the audience is left wondering, "why did you just waste those precious few minutes of my life?"

This girl in my block just bought this new bag and was so excited but she couldn't get it open! She was running around the place screaming with hysterics, asking anyone she could find to try and open it. She was on the verge of tears, saying she was gonna have to return it and that her life was practically over. And then she gave it to some guy and he opened it.............. "are you kidding... that's such a clementine story!!"

by bear19 June 17, 2011