carpet cleaner

While banging a girl doggy style, tie her arms behind her back, lift up her hips, and run around the room pushing her face first across the carpet. Not recommended with large women.

by Dick McPlenty April 22, 2003

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barnicle cleaner

After having unprotected sex with a girl and you bust in her afterward you proceed to go down on her and attempt to suck the jizz from her box thus "cleaning her barnicle"

"Last night I had no rubbers but my girl said it was all good as long as I pull out i totally forgot so I had to give her a Barnicle Cleaner; it sucked my lips are still salty"

by MARCO THE MAGNIFICO August 23, 2006

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Dry Cleaner

The act of the female farting while the member is being removed from the anal cavity after anal intercourse.

After banging my girl in the ass, she performed the dry cleaner on my hammer which blew the corn nuggets off.

by thedrycleaner January 7, 2008

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e cleanser

Somebody who corrects someone else, and they're a complete asshole/sarcastic about it.

Guy 1: i li3k pie

e cleanser: Guy 1, I believe that the correct grammer and usage of that sentence is "I like pie". Correct spelling is always of the utmost importance when on the Internet.

Guy 1: Stfu e cleanser

by baconfreshbacon November 22, 2009

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puke cleaner

Someone who gets stuck cleaning up their puke or their friends puke after partying.
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Someone who uses a broom to clean up puke

I had a party last night and I had to clean up Jeff's puke this morning. Guess I have to be the puke cleaner today.
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I had to sweep up Jeff's puke from last night with a broom the puke cleaner

by djnightshade99 December 6, 2010

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