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buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.
Agatha's buttocks clenched.
by ButtockB February 26, 2017
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Coochie Clenchers

When a lesbian girl gets a fresh fill in for their nails, a full set of fresh new nails, or even just a fresh manicure, and they slay. They can be known as coochie clenchers because when you got a boo those fresh nails will be un in that coochie and she will think it's sexy.
yea girl, just got my coochie clenchers done!
by pussymasterthedon January 23, 2019
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Cosmic Clench

When you are the last one alive and you clench your cheeks so hard you squish the cosmos
Last night I was in a 1v6 I pulled a cosmic clench
by Luckylotad March 11, 2019
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Juicy Clench

When you clench your butthole to stop liquid fire from shooting out, but then your anus locks up like a charlie horse and you have to pry your hole open with a crowbar.
Jimmy: man my ass locked up in a juicy clench last night and my mom had to help me pry it open with a golf club.
by tyrionsrighthand69420 May 1, 2019
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Booty Clencher

When a event is so scary or nerve racking part of your natural reaction is to clench your booty as tight as you can. The events there selves are known as Booty Clenchers.

Part of our natural reaction because evolutionary cave mens booty’s were in danger of being violated when in danger by other horny cavemen so we now developed the ability to clench our booty while under any sort of stress. It’s ranked by biologist as your bodies most important defense mechanism.

Instead of saying that was Stressful or scary, you can instead say that was a Booty Clencher. It would convey the gravity of the situation you were in as well as how that situation made you feel with no further context needed.
*Ben and his friend Dover while playing Rainbow Six Siege *

Ben: “Wow bro that Rainbow Six Siege game was a close one. I thought we were about to lose but you clutched up.”

Dover: “I know bro, tell me about it, my booty was clenched the whole time.”

Ben: “What a Booty Clencher.”
by Gaseous Snake September 24, 2022
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Mississippi Clench

When you fart but your butt cheeks form a seal to prevent the gas from escaping and you clench your cheeks hard enough to push the gas back up your anus. Can be repeated multiple times.
Joe Biden was practicing his Mississippi Clench to better please his husband.
by Ayyyyyyyyboiiiiiii December 21, 2022
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Carpet clenchers

MAN PUT YOUR NASTY CARPET CLENCHERS AWAY!!!!!
by BaddieWaddie January 26, 2023
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