clarkston

A town where sexy men who have HUGE PENISES live. The best place in the world to find them. A place inhabited by sex gods.

"i'm going to Clarkston to find more guys like Mark and Edward"
"We met in clarkston, you know?"
"they might be dorks, but they're from clarkston!"

by edacious October 9, 2008

Kelly Clarksyndrom

Someone who was skinny and attractive but becomes overweight and fat in a short period of time

Have you seen Jen? She got major Kelly Clarksyndrom since she moved to Toronto.

by THEVOTES August 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkston

Kelly Brianne Clarkson (born April 24, 1982) is an American pop singer, songwriter, and occasional actress. Clarkson made her debut under RCA Records after she won the first season of the television series American Idol in 2002.

Clarkson has released four albums to date. Her debut album Thankful (2003), her multi-platinum second album Breakaway (2004), followed by My December (2007) and her latest album All I Ever Wanted (2009). Her first four albums have sold over 10.2 million copies in the United States

But in General. Her music kind of sucks except for some of them, called "My Life would Suck Without You" and "Long Shot." Which were about a couple that broke up coming back together and someone wanting to take a chance on something.

Oops I spoiled the Lyrics for you O_O

Kelly Clarkston is a singer O_O

by Animalzap August 25, 2009

clarkonator

a pet name given to the one they call katie... not to be confused with potato...

jack lurves the clarkonator

by aurora marie October 15, 2004

clarksons

Kentish slang for the female breast/s.

“Whoa, check out those bootiful Clarksons bruv”

by Z3r0kewl May 10, 2021

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

Clarkston Blinker

A fully-functional Blinker on a modern day automobile, however it is never utilized. Something about Clarkston, WA, perhaps the water or some kind of aura of stupidity.

That bitch used her Clarkston Blinker to make that turn, how thoughtful.

by OdiNxCore June 18, 2021