clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

Henry Clay

Henry Clay is a drinking game, combining the games of flip cup and power-hour. From 4-8 people is best, and each person is on his/her own team. Instead of messing with the up-down-up foolishness that accompanies flip cup, once the song changes on the power hour, the competitors know when to drink and flip. The last one to flip is eliminated. Keep playing till you get a champion, and then start a new game without interrupting the power hour. Note: Even though a competitor can be elimated, he/she must drink every time a song changes.

Connor always lost at Henry Clay because he was never ready for power hour song change.

by Boone Slug July 1, 2011

clag

when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.

i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)

by busmas April 22, 2003

Andrew Dice Clay

The most vulgar comedian to walk this earth. He caused Nora Dunn to quit SNL when he hosted.

Andrew Dice Clay is the man!

by The Analog Kid June 6, 2004

clay vag

while having sexual intercourse, a man's penis becomes stuck in his partner's vagina, as if it was made of clay

Dang Candace! I didn't realize you had a clay vag. How do I get this thing out?!

by candace&nick<3 June 6, 2009

One Hundred Pounds of Clay

A top ten song from 1961, recorded by black singer Gene McDaniels, singing about his BLACK girlfriend. Not to be confused with the uncharted sequel song in 1962, where McDaniels sung about his WHITE girlfriend. It was entitled TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay.

Yo, Tyrone and Jamaal double-dated last night. Jamaal had a One Hundred Pounds of Clay chick, while Tyrone had a TWO Hundred Pounds of Clay chick!

by BigBird1017 March 8, 2008

clay fillingered

one of the scariest things to step on the lacrosse feild. playing near the goal one second, then standing over your jank ass body laughing casue you just got smashed another.
hes only 5'8 - 180 lbs and can hit with the best of them. midfeilder #16 for spingboro high school . if you can see him and he can see you , you are ok. but if you cant see him and he can see you , you are only seconds away from looking up at the athletic trainers flashlight.

i was running down the feild until i was clay fillingered. my night was over

by you have just bin rick rolled June 30, 2009