chode

1. A penis that is wider than it is long, i.e, Brian Trimble.

2. When you're dick is so short you're hair regularly grows longer than you're dick.

3. A penis impossible to see by it's owner.

Johnny: "What a horny fatass!
Richard: "Well what do you expect, he can't see his own chode to give himself pleasure."
by Johnny Simmons May 12, 2008
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A small annoying person who is 4ft tall wears glasses, and laughs like a high pitched goat
by SexyScotty January 26, 2011
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a penis which is wider then it is long
"Paula Andreewitch only likes chodes"
"Paula Andreewitch is a hamster fucking chode"
by chicken poper September 02, 2003
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a penis that is unusually wide and short
carl could not fit the condom due to his chode
by romizzleissokewl December 16, 2008
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chode

Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.

Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

King Rambo: What the fuck?

*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*

innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?

King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.


2. Gym Log:

Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12

Deadlift
600x5

Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
by King Rambo July 11, 2008
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a dick that is more huge around then it is long
blair has a chode--he will never get any, lets gank that fat-ass
by F.A. June 08, 2003
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Stubby, chubby cock! It looks like a little man with a funny little hat.
by 1001 October 08, 2003
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