Chippy dick, a small curled penis that most jewish people receive as a presents at their circumsision party.
Jew: Hey guys, guess what i got
Carla: What?
Marijn: Wot?
Leah: Wut?
Jew: A chippy dick!
Leah: Jelz
Carla: Jealous
Marijn: Well jealoussss!
Carla: What?
Marijn: Wot?
Leah: Wut?
Jew: A chippy dick!
Leah: Jelz
Carla: Jealous
Marijn: Well jealoussss!
by Malecar January 02, 2011
Chippy the Boxer runs like crazy through the neighborhood, but everyone loves him.
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around
Chippy is loyal to his owner
He loves to chase balls and sticks
He flaps his jowels as he runs around
Chippy is loyal to his owner
by Speedracergirl February 13, 2010
1.The part of a reefer that can't be smoked in a single sitting due to white patching.
2.What a junior bifter smoker may leave in the ashtray to smoke at a later moment.
2.What a junior bifter smoker may leave in the ashtray to smoke at a later moment.
"Hey look, Sage the junior bifter smoker is white patching, and has left a decent sized chipie bifter in the ashtray for us to enjoy".
by Jimmybay June 13, 2003
by Iranian Geek March 08, 2009
A delectable combination of iced tea and potato chips which is used to fatten up retards in Schuylkill County. Guers and chippy serves a dual purpose, as it also manages to quiet down tubby mongoloids before their mid-afternoon nap.
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Recipe:
Part 1.
Making of the Guers
Guers Iced Tea, AKA "nectar of the Nummy", is a particularly noxious concoction brewed by Schuylkill County troglodytes. It is the favorite beverage of the local retard constituent. Be this as it may, you can save a few pennies of your housecleaning money by substituting "name-brand" Guers with generic powdered iced tea diluted in water. Mix said concoction in an old, empty Guers bottle. You can find said container amongst the refuse of your wealthier neighbors. The retard will never know that what he is drooling onto his Spider-Man sweatshirt is, in actuality, imitation Guers.
2. Preparation of Chippy
Waddle your portly self down to the nearest Boyer's. Purchase one large bag of regular, unruffled Lay's Potato Chips. Give to Nummy along with the imitation Guers.
One of the most confounding things about this "culinary masterpiece" is that, after trying so hard to save eight cents by using powdered iced tea, a bag of name-brand chippy are used, as opposed to generic. This can only be attributed to what is called "Schuylkill mentality".
Thelma: "Bily! Come get your Guers and chippy!"
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
Bily: "RAAAA!!!"
Junior: "Hwy doughs NOT leave SNOT on my couch today, Bilhwy!"
Lucy: Scratches asshole on carpet
by BirkyTeppoo April 05, 2009
when you are alone in your room eating potatoe chips and you reach into the bag and find a chip folded over that resembles a vagina and you get horny and/ or get a boner.
Damn! i was in my room the other day and found a chippy crotch and got so horny i couldnt feel my penis.
by jack-a-elena April 05, 2009
The most Morbtastic place you can go to eat, famous for its Morbius mega meal. First chippy to sell 1 morbillion chips. Definitely one of the Chippy's of all time
Morb hater: "Lets go get some chips"
Morbus: "sure lets go to Binley Mega Chippy"
Morb hater: "No that place sucks"
Marbus: *morbs him with his morbenis* "its morbin time"
Morbus: "sure lets go to Binley Mega Chippy"
Morb hater: "No that place sucks"
Marbus: *morbs him with his morbenis* "its morbin time"
by Theo_chippy_lover May 29, 2022