horny chipmunk 

A horny chipmunk is a little boy who knows more about sex than he should. Usually he is very creepy and making sexual jokes with girls.

Example 1:
Pam: OMG! My little brother keeps saying that licking carpets turns him on. It's soo gross!

Sam: He is such a horny chipmunk.

Example 2:
The horny chipmunk who lives next door to me never shuts up about fellatio jokes.

horny chipmunk by Kix Cereal August 25, 2011

chubby chipmunk 

When a person fills the cheeks with your jizz and saves it till she falls a asleep and slowly drinks your jizz.

jess chubby chipmunked tommys warm jizz at night.

chubby chipmunk by Evang96 April 9, 2017

nutty chipmunk 

a very peanut filled turd

I think I see a whole cashew in that nutty chipmunk.

nutty chipmunk by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

The Chipmunk 

The act of a woman putting the left and right nut in her cheeks and the penis in her mouth creating the look of a chipmunk.

John, I gave your sister The Chipmunk last night. I bet her tonsils are swollen something fierce today.

The Chipmunk by whurley October 20, 2014

The Crying Chipmunk 

When a woman is being deepthroated and is *surprise* anally fisted.

Fred just gave his mom the crying chipmunk, and couldn't walk for a week.

The Crying Chipmunk by The Ishi October 7, 2007

frozen chipmunk 

A blowjob, but performed with a mouth full of ice cubes. Proper technique is to take a large gulp including a few ice cubes of any cocktail on the rocks (Margarita, gin and tonic, vodka redbull, etc), drinking the liquid and retaining the ice in one's cheeks. If the ice melts before satisfactory completion of task, another large gulp of the cocktail is in order, only adding to the talent and skill of the performer.

Crushed ice is to be avoided at all times as it is not comfortable for either party and may lead to the choking chipmunk

You know, my girlfriend is pretty cool about going down on me, but this March 14th she surprised me with a frozen chipmunk! She looked so cute down there with her cheeks full of ice. I was surprised not only with how good it felt, but also how quickly she had finished off both our drinks. We skipped the steaks and it turned into one hell of a night.

frozen chipmunk by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

plot chipmunk 

Similar to a plot bunny, except that it is an idea for a story that gnaws at your ankles instead of bouncing around in your head.

So I had a plotbunny for a jetshipping fic, but I thought about it so much that it became a plot chipmunk.

plot chipmunk by JackieOnly August 1, 2008