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Chintastic

1. Having an overtly gargantuan chin

2. A gentic disease, causing the chin to grow twice the size of a normal one.

3. Garrett's big mistake
Dad: What's wrong with my baby?
Doctor: It has a case of Chintastic!

Look at him, he is chintastic!
by prokevinmusic February 20, 2008
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anti-chinstrap

The act of removing a person's chinstrap, you then singe the skin where the chinstrap was with a blowtorch. This creates an anti-chinstrap as the hair you burned will not grow back, however the other hair will
Guy 1: I heard the took Matt and gave him an anti-chinstrap.
Guy 2: Yea, now his face looks real weird.
by Burrito6 November 20, 2010
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Chainstraunt

A contraction of the delicious and ever fattening impersonal chain restaurant that carries the same menu in San Diego as the one in Indianapolis.
Chainstraunt, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, Denny's, Fridays, IHOP, Pizza Hut, Ruby Tuesday, Golden Corral, Cracker Barrel...
by ijunkie March 13, 2009
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Chinitals

A short, scraggly beard, resembling pubic hair.
Person A: "Did you see the chinitals that Steven's got growing over there?"

Person C: "Yep... Those are some tasty chinitals..."
by blurmis ;) October 20, 2009
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Chintopus

1. (n.) The nasty stage in beard growing where the hair on your chin is too long to be stubble but too short to be a goatee, thus creating a look of a 'tentacle' covered chin.
2. (n.) What happens when dumbass adolescents dont shave. Several gross hair 'tentacles' sprout and thus, chintopus. Similar to peach fuzz.
3. (n.) Someone with an octopus on their chin.
Bob: "Hey check out my beard!"
Rob: "That ain't a beard, now go shave that gross chintopus before anybody sees you."
by J.Ham November 4, 2009
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Chinotexting

Masculine for the act of naughty, suggestive or sexual texting. Derived from the Mexican word Chocino (masculine) meaning dirty and English word texting. combined it refers to dirty texting
He was chinotexting his girl friend about what he wanted to do to her.
by Fresno559 November 12, 2010
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chintage

Modern made decorative items and fashions, usually made in China, that are manufactured to look vintage.
I was shopping and go so stoked that I found a belt that really looked antique, but it turned out to be just chintage.
by ecouv November 18, 2016
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