Ass Chamois

The portion or section of one's regular bath towel that used to wipe and dry (post bathing) one's ass hole and ass crack areas. The Ass Chamois is avoided for use to dry such areas as the face, hair, hands, etc.

Peter: What's wrong Carl? You look like you just smelled a rotting corpse?
Carl: I'm not sure. I was just in the bathroom and brushed my teeth. I think I used Frank's Ass Chamois to wipe my lips and face. I smell dirty ass on my upper lip now.
Peter: Yep. You just wiped you face in his ass if you used that towel hanging by the sink.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Chamorro

1. The native language of Guam.
2. A native of Guam.

"Hafa A'dai" is a greeting in Chamorro.

Yea bro, that's how we Chamorros barbecue, bro.

by shellerocks. June 24, 2005

Chamorro

An indigenous Pacific Ocean group and culture from the Mariana Islands. The Mariana Islands are politically divided between Guam and The Northern Mariana Islands. The Chamorros have been depicted as being Filipinos but this has proven to be untrue culturally and genetically. The Chamorros are a distinct cultural and linguistic group seperate from other Pacific Island groups, e.g. Hawai'ians, and Asian groups, e.g. Filipinos. The next closest language related to Chamorro is a "distant cousin" language from the Toraja Cluster of Celebes, Indonesia.

Chamorro is also spelled Chamoru.

A: Are you Guamanian or Chamorro?
B: I'm both.
A: How's that?
B: Guamanians are Chamorros from the island of Guam and not from the Northern Mariana Islands. If I were from the Northern Mariana Islands then I would be a Chamorro, but not a Guamanian.

by urban munky December 5, 2007

Chimoke

Someone who is incapable of basic human functions

"Look at that guy, he's a right chimoke"

by beatzzzz October 28, 2016

ChicoDiVico

Someone that looks at the ceiling as if something is important up there.

Stop staring at the ceiling! Dont be a Chico DiVico!!

by Sebastian March 20, 2003

chimoye

A beautiful young lady that is very intelligent .She has a big forehead but it only makes her more beautiful. She is straight forward but only speaks truth. She is loving and loyal anybody with a chimoye is lucky . She is very funny but hates to be taken for joke . Whatever she does she does with her whole heart. Chimoye is a great young lady .

Damn I wish I was with chimoye

by Askinnyboy May 29, 2020

chibonics

The language of 'Urban' Chinese. A blend of chinese and ebonics. A variation of nigganese.

Bro: Yo man I can't undastan that China man.
Other Bro: He speakin chibonics.

by chi_bonics April 12, 2007