chia wee

A person who is clever and handsome, often presented as cool and attractive.

This dude is a Chia Wee. He is like a woman magnet.

by Coolkid2371 March 5, 2018

national chia day

April 11th, a national day of love for chia. Chia seeds, things baked with chia, people named chia, anything related to chia

“Happy National Chia Day, Michelle!”

by Garrett Pullman April 10, 2023

Chia Pet

A symbol used by people into coprophilia/scatophilia similar to the way pineapples are a way to signal that one is into swinging. The organic substance used to grow the chia seeds resembles fecal matter smeared on bodies.

I thought Jim was pretty vanilla, then I saw the Chia Pet in his FetLife profile and was shocked!

by Kwabs4Real January 13, 2025

Chia Khai

a person that is always stoned, dances like joker, and an annoying piece of fuck

extremely delusional, he thinks that he gets a lot of girls, unfortunately, he doesn't

has never kissed a girl

masturbated at the age 18

doesn't have a strand of dick hair till he was 17

you're such a chia khai

by baboonkia November 24, 2019

Chia

To take a shit

I've gotta take a chia!

by lc72 May 30, 2018

Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

kelly chia

Not just a Kelly, but the one and only Kelly who shines above the rest. Not only is she smart, kind, wonderful, and gorgeous, but she is the closest one to perfection.

If only I could be a kelly chia

by Th3Ch0s3n0ne July 12, 2017