chestnut

Basically a pearl necklace, or the act of a man ejaculating on a woman (or I suppose a man's) chest and neck. It derives from the term nut refering to the act of ejaculation and the location of the chest, thus: chestnut.

Hey honey, if you won't give me a blowjob, can I give you a chestnut?

by J. M. E. January 31, 2006

Joey Chestnut

When you nut on someone’s chest while eating a hot dog.

On July 4th, Brad pulled a Joey Chestnut on his girlfriend and accidentally got some ketchup and mustard on her chest as well.

by BigDicky69 July 13, 2019

Chestnuts

A maneuver in which one man yells "Chestnuts!" and forcefully grasps another person's bocces, like a vice grip, for a period of seven seconds or more. The aforementioned results in a sensation of pain and also occasional homoerotic confusion.

Joey: Yo guys, watch me sack tap Ted!
Ted: Hey, c'mon what did I do?
(Ted is sack tapped)
Joey: Haha, how those bocces feeling?
Ted(grimacing): Agh, they feel like, well... CHESTNUTS!!
Joey: AHHHH, OH GOD, PLEASE, LET GO, STOP!!!

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Dude 1: Bro, check that out!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: CHESTNUTS
Dude 2: OWWWW, DUUUDE!
Dude 1: HAHA, GOTCHYA!
Dude 2: Ow... ow, let go man, ha that's enough seriously
Dude 1: No..
Dude 2: ...
Dude 1: They feel nic..
Dude 2: Shut up.
Dude 1: This never happened

by 311Chronicles May 27, 2009

old chestnut

A person who takes ones virginity.

"That old chestnut popped my friend Kristen."
"I'm going to bang a virgin so i can become an old chestnut."

by J easy December 27, 2006

chestnuts

Where ones nipples are pointy enough to look like peanuts, therefore, they are chestnuts.

Jeremy: Dude, your so gross! Get rid of those!
Jimmy: Well, your the one that asked to see my chestnuts!

by lexiwolfz January 6, 2015

Chestburster

The accident that can happen during a titjob with two overly-enthusiastic parties: when either a man thrusts too hard, or a woman pumps too hard, a tip of the man's penis may hit the woman in the chest with enough force to cause both parties great physical pain.

This usually tends to happen when both parties are young people, as young men achieve harder erections, and young women (especially ones who haven'd given birth yet) have a lower pain tolerance.

Renee: "Lucy, what's that on your chest?"
Lucy: "Well, I gave Kevin a titjob and..."
Renee: "Oooh, was it a chestburster?"
Lucy: "Yeah. A chestburster."

by Helel ben Shahaar August 26, 2019

roasted sweet chestnuts

Ohjiro's favorite.

Ohjiro: "Thank you father. These are my favorite." -_-

by Jolt327 June 2, 2004