Ched

Chilling in bed

I might just go ched

by Cindaa September 30, 2020

Ched

Another word for having a short and fat penis. Similar to a choade but more severe. People named Lucas often have a ched.

Bro, did you see that ched fuck your mom last night?

Dude, what the hell that was me

Oh shit, you have a ched then, lol

by Brodywhiteenjoysanalsex May 9, 2018

ched

the tuft of hair coming out under a lacrosse helmet against the neck. (a source of pride for many white boys)

“Yo look at this ched dude”
“hell yeah”

by anA42 September 30, 2020

Ched

slang version of weed

"Aw gimme some of that ched mate"

by you daddy is a faddy November 5, 2018

rim the ched

When a woman cleans your dick with her Tongue, clearing pant fluff and smeg before she takes your length.

I keep the same pants on for longer just to see the face she pulls when she has to rim the ched.

by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020

ched

when the opposing pitcher is throwing bp to your whole team so you can take his ass yard.

see ched, hit ched.

by grandslammer69 March 11, 2022

Ched

Ched is an overused word that serves no purpose in the sense of a discussion on the internet. It’s a combination between the two words “Chat” and “Dead”, wich implies the obvious when stated, that there is no discussion taking place in that chat in that very moment. Saying it is a red flag that this person you consider your friend has an uncreative and lazy mind that is not worthy of having friendship with your superior intellect that can actually contribute to a discussion taking place on the internet like a decent individual. Please, please, I beg you, stop saying ched. I literally shit my pants.

Nobody is typing...ched.

by That-Scifi-Nerd August 6, 2020