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Charles Woodson

An elite cornerback in the NFL. Currently plays for the Green Bay Packers but previously played for the Oakland Raiders. Has 25 career picks, eight of which came in 2006, leading the National Football Conference. Has been called overrated for so long that he is now actually underrated. He posseses great athleticism, as well as great size for the position (6'1", 200) and great speed. He is a Four-Time Pro Bowler. Won the Heisman Trophy in 1998, and deservingly so. Screw all the people on Peyton Manning's dick.
Manning throws, and it's picked off by Charles Woodson!
by Shutdown Cornerback April 1, 2007
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sorry charlie

A lack of sympathy. A form of "Get over it. I won't help you." Used as a response to a complaint.
A: "I lost my last quarter."
B: "Sorry Charlie."
by internet addict May 16, 2011
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three pump charlie

When a guy sticks his bareback dong into a girls pussy and is only able to pump 3 times before having to pull it out prematurely ejaculating all over her vaginal lips. Therefore pulling a three pump charlie
John finally got to fuck Megan last night but when he did he pulled a three pump charlie and blew it all over her lips
by Club April 10, 2015
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Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)
Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!
by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011
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charles lee ray

Chucky is the main antagonist of the Child's Play horror film series. Chucky is portrayed as a notorious serial killer whose spirit inhabits a fictional "Good Guy" doll and continuously tries to transfer his soul from the doll to a human body also known as Charles Lee Ray.
“Have you watched Child’s Play?”

“Yeah! It was creepy when Charles Lee Ray transfered his soul into a doll!
by tbhcrybaby December 24, 2017
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Charles Fultz

A spherical warlord who resides in the kingdom of geometrical shapes.
Smash or Pass Charles Fultz?”
“That’s an easy smash.”
by RibbyLive November 20, 2019
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Charles Head Guy

AKA - “CHG”

A man with a relatively large amount of local fame within the Philly-area Yik Yak community, known especially for his frequent posts and responses in which he offers to give head to essentially any anonymous yikyak user with a penis who comes across his offerings. Additionally, he is known to meet people accepting his offers in one specific Library. His primary (or “real-life”) identity is publicly unknown, and the symbol of an egg emoji with a green background (his personal version of type of symbol given to YikYak users to give them a unique, faceless identity on the app alone) is the only feature that makes him recognizable on the app as the real Charles Head Guy. In legend, some (and potentially many) people have met Charles Head Guy to accept his offerings of quick and easy head.

Charles head guy is often referred to as “CHG”, an acronym for his official alias.
I can’t believe Charles Head Guy is trying to meet up with someone at 3 AM on a Wednesday. CHG is a madman.
by Stinky Chub December 30, 2021
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