San Diego Chargers

To choke in the playoffs after having a successful NFL season.

Usually eliminated in the first round. will make it to the second round if lucky...

charger fan: the san diego chargers are going to go all the way. we're unstoppable, and we have the best record in the league.

nfl fan: we'll see...just wait till the playoffs start. don't get too cocky...

(playoffs)

charger fan: damn, the chargers lost. oh well, just wait until next season. we're going all the way and win our first super bowl!

nfl fan: ...........ok... whatever you say...

by nflfan743 November 20, 2009

Charbonneau

Pronounced shar-bun-oh. Eleven letters. Confusing to telemarketers and people who have no brain stems. Spelled incorrectly 99.9% of the time. Awesome, French Canadian, and a little bit sexy.

Telemarketer who was quite obviously a tad bit ghetto: Hi, is Karen... Char... Shar... Chair-bone-oh... Shar-bone-yo... um... it sounds like a type of wine... is she there?
Karen: ...what?

Guy 1: My name is James Charbonneau.
Guy 2: And how do you spell that?
Guy 1: J-a-m-e-s C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: Okay, C-h-a-r-b-o-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: No, there are two N's. It's C-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u.
Guy 2: That's not what you said.
Guy 1: Yes I did.
Guy 2: Okay, so it's S-h-a-r-b-o-n-n-e-a-u?
Guy 1: GODDAMN IT!

by Isabelle McBoogerballs June 2, 2010

snatchel charge

When a women excretes vaginal fluids in a large quantity and the flow is quite pressurized. As if you were to throw a satchel charge in her vagina while performing vaginal sex at the pinacle of orgasim.

"As Christie and I were performing a sexual act last night, she snatchel charged all over my parents bed sheets."

by Kanzor November 7, 2009

Sympathy Chargeables

In an audit or law firm the basis of existence is chargeability. When someone you like is not busy, you can give them non work and a code charge it to, in sympathy for their unutilised state. Thus sympathy chargeables

It was a bit slow last week, but there were a few managers who gave me sympathy chargeables so my utilisation wasnt as bad as it could have been

by Marigoldo December 8, 2009

Apollo's Chariot

The sexual act in which a man pours gasoline on his penis, lights it on fire, and proceeds to have intercourse with a man or woman. It is extremely painful and may lead to severe injury or death if done incorrectly (or correctly).

Matt got severe third-degree burns after riding Kevin's Apollo's chariot.

by John Fremont June 21, 2007

Charge Up and JO

Slang term for masturbating with another man, not for sexual gratification, but towards the end-goal of charging mysterious power crystals that the maturbatateurs wear. It said the crystals glow white "while jerking it with a bud" and that they give the wearer confidence at work, home, in social situations, etc.

"Hey bro did you bring your crystal? Then let's charge up and JO!"

by Arajay July 29, 2012

wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003