msntal capacities

Instant increase in synchronous and asynchronous abilities, depending on whether your preferences be for chatting or chit chatting.

So just how far would you go with your msntal capacities?

by Hercolena Oliver May 4, 2008

flux capacitor

n. The vein found on the underside of the cock shaped like the letter 'Y' and the model for the flux capacitor's design as seen in the back to the future films.

"Marty! You can try all you like, but the flux capacitor's taken so much damage it'll be a miracle if i can ever get it up again!"

by carmelking247 May 20, 2008

toss fuck capacity

upon entering a venue of a night, you find it is full of undesirables ie.. TOSSERS. FUCKIN TOSSERS.

"perhaps we made a mistake comim here tonight steve, its full of tossers".Yes mark,its TOSS FUCK CAPACITY.

by kingofflah August 29, 2006

bio-capacity

the capacity to survive as possessed by living organisms.

If an animal loses bio-capacity gradually, it may get extinct.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

Fucks Capaciter

When you thrust so hard it feels lol you're traveling forward in time

"I felt like I had a fucks Capaciter with your sister I MEAN MY GIRLFRIEND"

by Knee-Lover August 13, 2018

D-day capacitor

Noun. The part of the brain normally only found in female humans though not exclusively, which stores each and every little thing a partner does wrong, which is annoying, etc. Instead of sending the signal "They have done something you do not like. Tell them so they can learn and grow.", this brain centre will store all these incidents. Then, on the day they wish to dump their partner (D-day), this part of the brain will unleash all these stored memories to counteract the guilt caused in the act of dumping.

"And they told me of the time I did the laundry and left a dirty sock in the basket. And the time I asked to live together, and they assumed I meant right now. And one day cleaning the cutlery and pots, I left a fork on the counter, and..."
"Dude! They fully discharged their D-day capacitor on you! I'll never get why people do that instead of telling you right away, so it doesn't eat away at them and allows you to learn from your mistakes."

by Dirtcreature X1 May 28, 2018

clapacity

How much smacking-together-of-palms thunder a particular crowd can produce.

Da larger da group of people, da greater its clapacity.

by QuacksO March 12, 2021