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is a loving friend anyone can have. he is so caring for his siblings. love all the people around him no matter what, he is always their for you even when he been hurt
sara: is that chance he is so loving

brady: ya , he is so nice to everyone
by singlebabygirl June 4, 2018
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Chancelling

verb.

Big decision making and day-to-day actions taken by a university president known as chancellor.
“Bill is chancelling the heck out of our college.”
“I’ll try to chancell with love.”
by gluumgloriousgluum November 24, 2018
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Chanceuka

The amalgamation of a real person, (usually a friend or relative,) and an anime character from any animation or manga.
Person 1-"Dude I drew a Chanceuka of Fred."
Person 2-"That is horrifying... Yet intriguing."
by DoriDOOM April 5, 2019
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Crackhead chances

Actions or decisions that are predicated of both a person and an undertaking and implies a willingness to accept extrodinarily high risks with minimal gain or chance of successful outcome. This can also mean taking a chance on trusting a someone who is proven untrustworthy and therefore by association you are considered a crackhead for lack of good judgement.
Amy is always taking crackhead chances. Yesterday she lent her Maybach to her broke dopefiend cousin Dave so that he could take a trip to New Jersey. She hasn't heard from him since. You know that she will never see that car again.
by awsasin July 28, 2011
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Any chance...

Fucked up way of asking someone to do something for them regardless of how much of a pain in the ass they are being. Usually because they are too lazy to do it themselves.
Darrell--Any chance...you could get me a bottle of water?

Billseph--No
by Ftedward Finkel December 31, 2020
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Last Thing Changed Logic

A logical fallacy that presents itself when someone incorrectly assumes that what caused an issue or problem with something mechanical, technical, or electronic (computers) was the result of whatever was changed last even though it is purely coincidental. This fallacy is commonly recognized by anyone from Auto Mechanics to IT Professionals due to the widespread decrease of brain capacity among humans in the world and corporate workforce today.
User: Yesterday you cleared my IE cache and now my emails are missing. Since that was the last thing that changed, you are automatically at fault.

IT Person: What I did has nothing to do with your emails missing; you probably deleted them or changed your view.

User: Nope, you are at fault, I'm calling your boss.

IT Person: (Thinks to him or herself) This is that flawed last thing changed logic. What a moron.
by Jack Bell November 11, 2009
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an ice cube's chance in hell

it means totally impossible, it will never happen, fuck no.
by bitchstolemymannnn February 22, 2011
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