Chalk the Cue

The act of sexually assaulting a cremated person with a penis. It is similar to chalking a pool cue, but a penis instead of a cue and a cremated person's ashes instead of chalk.

I heard your mother was cremated last week. I'll miss fucking her, but I guess I can still chalk the cue.

by lameracist December 15, 2014

Chalk Block

A situation that prevents an individual or party from watching the cartoon Chalk Zone.

The childhood equivalent of a Cock block.

My mom hates me and beat my dog to death so I had to go to the VET instead of watching that boss ass episode of Chalk Zone. Bummer dude.

Rudy's got the chalk!

Chalk Block.

by a carniverous jive turkey July 24, 2011

chalk it up

To hold something responsible in a positive or negative manner.

All the people with diarrhea chalked it up to eating at Taco Bell.

by Rob September 18, 2003

Chalk-clit

A clitoris covered in a dry, white, powdery substance. This condition exists primarily in elderly ladies. Sometimes the subject of confusion and embarassment between horny grannies and fat little boys.

Granny: "Who wants some chalk-clit?"
Fat Little Boy: "Gimme, gimme, gimme! I love chocolate!"

by Carbonated Drano July 24, 2008

White Chalk

Cocaine

Sellin White Chalk tryna duck these narcs

by PgH GooN January 22, 2009

Chalk Water

After ejaculation the cloudy whiteness in your urine

" I beat my meat last night and saw some Chalk Water in the toilet."

by Veizuh December 12, 2019

Chalk Child

Racial slur towards people of Caucasian descent, comparing the color of their skin to Chalk.

Shut up you Chalk Child.

by etern4l1 January 8, 2023