Singing Centipede

The act of taking a shit into a large sock, and then throwing it at a specimens window

Dave: Hey, fancy going to singing centipede that house over there?
Ben: Yeah lets do it!

by P00nt4ng November 7, 2010

The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence)

Fox News

Man the way those faux reporters echo each other's lies and distortions, it's like they are like The Republican Centipede (Full Sequence) eating each other's shit.

by Franklin Delano Roosevomit April 27, 2011

human centipede management

When the level of hierarchal management has gone beyond the stage of just arse kissing into the passing of shit straight from arse to mouth.

This place has become so sychophantic it's almost human centipede management

by Casanova Frankenstien December 10, 2013

dirty centipede

The act of fooling a liberal into sexual intercourse and at the moment of climax you yell out "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!" before hastily putting on your garments and "hauling ass" out of there.

"If I was just a young lad in college I might do this.. just so I could grab on real tight at the moment of climax and scream at the top of my lungs "MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!!".. and then throw my pants on and haul ass."
-sevarai

Johny fooled the liberal cuck into bed and gave her a dirty centipede.

by Notrlyapersonlol November 16, 2016

sex centipede

Fucking a girl in the ass while also getting fucked in the ass. Ongoing cycle of assplay

I performed a sex centipede with my girlfriend and her mom last night! Then her friends came home and joined in!

by PJ3372 September 24, 2020

centipede

This is an activity between a man and a woman that starts with a moneyshot. After the proper deposit has been made, the man grabs the women by the back of her head and proceeds to knee her in the face until all of her teeth are missing. This should be followed by releasing your partner, then immediately flexing your arms forward and down, waving them open and closed whilst screaming in the deepest voice possible, "Centipeeeede!"

In a work environment, when discussing the centipede, it may be crucial to use the lesser known term "arthropod".

"Hey, how did your date with Jen go last night?"

"Centipede!"

by cm34p4in December 14, 2008

the human centipede

Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.

My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.

by Whyhat December 27, 2015