celebashed

When two celebrities fist-fight, usually resulting in one getting their ass kicked.

"Woah did you hear how Will.I.Am celebashed Perez Hilton?"

by Joshua Meadows June 22, 2009

celebalike

Describing a person who looks like or is mistaken for a celebrity, but in reality is not.

Man, I thought I saw LL Cool J on the train, but it was just a celebalike.

by crisantwich January 17, 2011

calent

to swish you assets flamboyantly while walking, yet trying to remain slightly discrete. normally used by skank bitches.

'Wow, that girl's a calenting away!"

by edms850 February 25, 2011

Celebrag

To let one's friends know, often through re-tweeting on Twitter, that you have had an exchange with a famous person.

OMG! @LizaMinnelli loves me! RT @LizaMinnelli: @PatheticJackass Please don't send me another picture of your junk. I forwarded the one you sent to the police.

@Truthteller: Hey, @PatheticJackass, stop celebragging.

by Coco_pdx May 14, 2011

Celanda

Totally kick ass chick, one belonging to daddy Pike, beautiful, smart, loyal

U see Celanda over there looking all beautiful, yeah, she must be Pike's girl.

by cgp November 3, 2014

calendread

calendar + dread = the dread you feel when having to sync up on calendars with a friend(s) about a get-together . . . you want to see them but combing through your calendars for a mutually agreeable date feels like an overwhelming task.

I really want to see Liz, but figuring out her new work schedule's nights off is giving me calendread.

by BecBecSF May 14, 2023

The Calen Empire

Created on June 14, 2016. The Calen empire is a fascist Minecraft government located in the coordinates of 0 0 to 100,000 100,000 on an old world created in the April of 2016. The Calen empire was formed from the remains of the Calen republic by Saxvar Nova (Cameron McLin) and multiple other figures. Needing its first emperor Saxvar Nova was made the leader of the nation following after it’s creation.

The Calen Empire Was only known by thousands as of 2020 but was a very controlling regime.

by plannedparenthoodbr January 1, 2021