Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

Camsterbation

Exhibitionistic act of masturbating for one or more other people to watch and/or reciprocate via webcam video chat.

Horny for some camsterbation with you...chat and watch me stroke or get naked and get off with me.

by Dirtywordsfornastybirds June 15, 2018

Crysterbate

1)When you are sad and horny at the same time, you crysterbate. Crying while jerking it.

2)Christerbate same as crysterbate but doing a Jesus Christ pose.

James found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, he locked himself in his room to crysterbate.

by Evan Bahler February 2, 2020

Catsterbaiter

Catsterbaiter, one that assists cats in the process in the relieving of their genatalia , when a cat is in heat .

Hey cody , were you catsterbaiting the cat off again you little catsterbaiter ?

by Sh#tf*ck May 10, 2020

Chasturbate

To jerk off or sexually please the chassis of a car.

I watched Joe Chasturbate all night long to Mia Khalifa.

by Ballslover719733 January 2, 2022

emo masterbater

Someone so emo they cut themselves while masterbating and use the blood as lube.

Dudes totally an emo masterbater

by svensterama December 3, 2014

National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day

April 24th

No definition needed
#nationalcastrateamutherfuckerday

you touch a human wrong, especially on this National Castrate-a-Muther-Fucker Day , ANYONE has the right to castrate-a-muther-fucker by means of their choice.

by SteveNeffer April 19, 2021