Julian Casablancas

The drunken gaunt guy who sings for the band called 'The Strokes'. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, though has the appearence of a crab infeasted homeless guy.
Greasy, Gross, Pathetic; yet their music is ok.

When you walk down a street and see a Hobo/Bum sitting on the side walk, with a jean jacket and singing in a deep and low mono-toned voice; that is an example of Julian Casablancas. Or perhaps maybe that could be Julian.

Julian Casablancas by Kissmyass Withamuthafukensmile May 13, 2005

Casablanca

When someone pours hot queso into a man’s asshole and scoops it out with Tostitos scoops

Yo, I just casablanca’d ur brother homie!

Casablanca by 6xm May 20, 2021

Casablanca Beer

Popular, fresh, long, blonde, has a taste for Moroccan sunshine and holidays. Enjoys being outdoor but also cozied up indoors.

She's...Casablanca Beer

A: Man I'd do anything for a Casablanca Beer right now...
B: You mean for a blonde ?

Casablanca Beer by Casablanca lover November 24, 2021

sex casablanca 

A special enriched kind of intercourse only preformed by the upper class of society. Due to the private nature of the upper class not much is known about the phenomena.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you saw that new girl? She fine! Wouldn't mind tapping that!

Guy 2: Bro she's out of you're league. She be only doing that sex Casablanca!

sex casablanca by Sarch Bovant July 13, 2017

a casablanca 

Getting a b.j. on a beach at night under the moonlight with your toes in the sand whilst smoking a Cuban cigar having dipped both tips in expensive scotch for everyone's enjoyment.

After a long stroll in the moonlight, Quid Diplo received a casablanca from the unnamed silver fox he had seduced earlier at the 60+ polka champions inaugural cabana singles-n-mingles celebration extravaganza.

a casablanca by Quid Diplo August 13, 2017

Julian Casablancas

Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.

I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉

Julian Casablancas by little habibi May 7, 2018