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Carrier Bag Pants

wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes
let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!

commence the carrier bag panting!!!
by sheila macleod February 6, 2009
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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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Golf balls in carrier bags

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
by Baggers80 September 2, 2010
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Aircraft Carrier Water

Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*
by Siegmund May 3, 2023
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Carrier

Someone who is sickly or contagious yet still goes out to social spaces, usually in absence of a mask or barrier to keep the general public safe.
They also tend to cough or sneeze without covering their mouths, and rarely wash their hands.
"I was so sick I could barely walk, but still went out with the boys to the party."
-"That's some serious carrier behavior."

i.e.: The sick person should have stayed home instead of potentially getting many unaware others sick.
by Highyeena_57 December 31, 2022
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La-Carrier

The person who carries on your legacy after being unable to do something you were doing.
Leanor was my La-Carrier when I got suspended off the bus for putting stuff on a girls head, so she started doing it for me but got suspended too, now there is sadly no La-Carrier.
by Buddy Bestie March 23, 2024
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fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.
Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one
by Cacity July 14, 2019
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