by sheila macleod February 06, 2009
The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 04, 2013
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.
Baggers: Rancid cans?
Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.
by Baggers80 September 02, 2010
One who has a large clitoris
Barbara Walters was a notorious bean carrier
by stickthej42 January 06, 2024
by Nick Handel October 17, 2019
When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.
by Jeff-fu September 08, 2019
When you have tissue/s filled with mucus or any other substance and you use another tissue to dispose of it without getting it on your fingers, which in this case, is called a "Carrier Tissue".
Dad: Those tissues are gross! How will you carry it to the trash?
Son: don't worry i have the carrier tissue
Son: don't worry i have the carrier tissue
by Wetbeans March 16, 2024