Carrier Bag Pants

wearing pants made out of plastic bags for recreational purposes

let's wear carrier bag pants tonight!

commence the carrier bag panting!!!

by sheila macleod February 6, 2009

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

Golf balls in carrier bags

1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of Golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.

2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. Can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.

Baggers: How'd you get on with that bird last night webbo? Get any change out of her?

Weboo: Nah, I packed up my balls and left after she took her top off.

Baggers: Rancid cans?

Webbo: Yeah, golf balls in carrier bags mate.

by Baggers80 September 2, 2010

office carrier

A person who is regularly sick. Instead of staying home to tend their illness, they bring their sickness into the office and spread it. These people tend to have children, the ultimate carrier.

Jane, the office carrier, decided to be selfish and work today, despite being sick as a dog.

by laebshade November 11, 2016

fart carrier

When your girl farts on your finger and you stick it in her nose afterwards.

Man bro I gave my girlfriend a fart carrier last night. It was a gnarly one

by Cacity July 14, 2019

carrier landing

When the pilot lands your flight by slamming the plane on to deck as if to engage a tail hook to prevent rolling into the sea.

That carrier landing gave me whiplash.

by Jeff-fu September 7, 2019

Carrier Pigeon

A person who moves among the individuals in a tribe of friends, telling everybody what they say about each other. The intentions may be unclear, but rarely does the behavior help mend fences, and it usually blows up bridges. The Carrier Pigeon sits backs with a box of popcorn and watches the fruits of their labors unfold.

Ooo damn, I don't know about her. Bettie and Lydia were having some problems. Instead of encouraging them to salvage their friendship she told them all the bad things they were saying about each other. She's such a Carrier Pigeon.

by Hallow Weener December 17, 2022