Cardboard Drunk

Noun - One who consumes and then becomes intoxicated off absolutely disgusting but relatively cheap boxed wine. Franzia is a common favorite, especially among poor college students.

Better not go into the room with them. Franzia friday is out of control... "thanks for that. Cardboard drunks are so annoying."

by audis4guy November 22, 2011

cardboard people

Individuals who utilize ugly brown cardboard and a black marker to create a message of distress or need in order to dupe the working people out of a couple of nickels or a rotisserie chicken. Also known as pan handlers.

I cannot in good conscience contribute anything to the cardboard people.

by kelsiecole December 29, 2020

Eat Cardboard

The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.

George can’t wait to eat cardboard and see the Disco Biscuits next month.

by bertrando1 March 8, 2022

Team Cardboard

Most epic fucking P2P Team In Runescape. We Smack Serenity around all day.

"Team Cardboard Kills Shitrenity."

by Civilians September 10, 2012

cardboard coder

A cardboard cutout of a program or web coder. Often when trouble shooting code as soon as you ask another person to review the code you find the problem, often in jest it is suggested that a cardboard coder is employed.

I have this problem with this piece of code, oh never mind, cardboard coder to the rescue!

by Apolloeye November 19, 2009

cardboard skeleton

A forgotten or half finished project, something that may have been considered a "good idea" at the outset but then never finished through lack of time or loss in inspiration.

Dominic has so many cardboard skeletons its untrue, can he ever finish things?

by DomainRaider August 6, 2017

Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017