cantaloupe tits

female breasts that are in most cases fake and huge they look like the cantaloupe fruit

notable example Madison Ivy

look and Madison Ivy and her Cantaloupe Tits !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

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Cantaloupes

Yahiamice’s fruit

(cantaloupes is a fruit) 🍈

be me
cantaloupes walks in
blur the screen
“DEAF KEV - Invincible” start playing

by Definitely not SpaceTech96 December 7, 2024

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cantopenis

A deformity of the male genitalia in which it exhibits the characteristics (shape and texture) of a cantaloupe.

I heard Mike has a cantopenis.

Mikes cantopenis looks like a small balloon made of sandpaper.

by cantopenis March 2, 2024

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Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011

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