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cannabitard

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A pot devotee who has traveled way too deeply into the culture.
My neighbor is a straight-up cannabitard!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
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cannabist

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One who has an affinity for all things relating to cannabis. Can be a synonym for a cannabis connoisseur. A cannabist is essentially more than a marijuana smoker, he or she is a marijuana enthusiast. A cannabist can often be spotted with his nose in a baggie of bud for long periods of time, or examining a nugget or brick of hash up close with a magnifying class as if it was a piece of jewelry. Most cannabists are familiar with most aspects of cannabis culture-- breeding, growing, smoking, rolling, smoking device construction, etc. Some may contend a cannabist is nothing more than a marijuana geek.
"Your boy that calls himself a cannabist talks way too much about weed. Every word that comes out of the dude's mouth is about some strain or another. What a buzz kill..."
by dextro April 20, 2006
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cannabiphobia

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1. Unreasoning or irrational fear of cannabis or exaggerated prejudice toward recreational and/or medical users of cannabis.
2. Believing propaganda or myths such as marijuana being a dangerous drug on par with heroine and cocaine.
"He wanted to come to the concert but he is too much of a cannabiphobe. He is afraid of inhaling second-hand pot smoke."

"Keep your weed under wraps there are a few cannabiphobes in the room, don't want to cause a panic."

"Man I feel for you, I would hate to live in Sweden where cannabiphobia is so rampant."

"Quit being so cannabiphobic! She is an awesome person, quit judging her just because he has a puff every once in a while!"
by hawaiisweden December 25, 2011
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Cannabian

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A person who lives their life for Cannabis, whether recreationally or medicinally. A true "cannabian" feels 4:20 pm arriving with enough foresight to roll a doobie in time. Cannabians like hemp ANY/EVERYTHING. They get the munchies and know exactly what combinations of Doritos, Chocolate Cupcakes and Strawberry milk will neutralize the cannabis and promote a sense of well-being that pharmaceuticals just cannot offer.
I am so Cannabian that my dorm voted me 'most likely to suck seeds'.
by DrPDirty March 19, 2012
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cannabisnob

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very similar to a wine snob but a cannabisnob thinks they know everything about marijuana.
dude i was at two dispensaries today and both of them had a cannabisnob working there that thought they knew everything about weed. it kind of ruined my high.
by jonesberger April 6, 2020
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Cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome (CHS) is when you smoke weed every week to everyday for several years and end up vomiting a lot.

What causes cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome?
Marijuana has very complex effects on the body. Experts are still trying to learn exactly how it causes CHS in some people.

In the brain, marijuana often has the opposite effect of CHS. It helps prevent nausea and vomiting. The drug is also good at stopping such symptoms in people having chemotherapy.

But in the digestive tract, marijuana seems to have the opposite effect. It actually makes you more likely to have nausea and vomiting. With the first use of marijuana, the signals from the brain may be more important. That may lead to anti-nausea effects at first. But with repeated use of marijuana, certain receptors in the brain may stop responding to the drug in the same way. That may cause the repeated bouts of vomiting found in people with CHS.

Since CHS was discovered pretty recently, some doctors might not know about it. Also, CHS is often confused with cyclical vomiting.
Steve: Smoke weed everyday!

*Smokes weed
Andre: I'm not sure you should smoke that stuff everyday. No one knows the long term effects. I only chug Kratom twice a week.
*chugs Kratom

(several years later)

Steve: *vomits brahdhrb

*Smokes weed
Smoke weed everyday.

Andre: I found out about something called cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I think you might have it. Or maybe it's cyclical vomiting.
*chugs Kratom
Doctor: Steve! You have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome. I thought it was cyclical vomiting but you tested positive for THC and have a history of smoking marijuana everyday. You have to quit cannabis, or weed. You can never smoke weed again! You should have used moderation.
Steve: Nooooooo!

Steve: *Quits weed for 3 months
Steve: Hey! The nausea is gone.

Andre: Cool! Wanna chug Kratom?

Steve: Sure! *chugs Kratom
Andre: *chugs Kratom

Tyler: I only smoke weed when going on a boat fishing. It helps with nausea. Other times, it's kratom. *Smokes weed. *chugs kratom.
by CognitiveFuel January 22, 2023
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Cannabicoma

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A state of being as a result of smoking or ingesting copius amounts of cannabis.
Jerico smoked himself into a cannabicoma yesterday and nearly missed 4:20!
by JericoStonedAF June 29, 2017
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