Camel Jew

A camel that craves for cum. It adds nothing useful to society. This camel merely serves the purpose of storing pee in the balls and cum in its humps. This camel saves up every cent it can from the very second it is born. This type of camel is a real Jew when it comes to spending.

Joel, stop being such a Camel Jew! Give Kyan a birthday present...

by Zromelussy dealership December 21, 2021

camel bladder

One who can hold their piss for long as times.

6 hour road car ride

"How have you not had to pee yet?"
"I have camel bladder"

by dickfaggotson May 20, 2016

camel cum

A piccalilli flavoured juice, expelled from a camels testicles when sufficiently aroused, often drizzled on plates as a decorative jus in posh restaurants.

Mmmm... this camel cum is a lovely accompaniment to this samosa.

by SamosaDip August 10, 2017

camel stomp

When a female smushes her vagina on a sleeping person's face. The female version of a T Bag.

C'mon Susie, let's go give Raul a camel stomp for passing out first at the party.

by Allan G September 12, 2006

camel legs

when a person (male or female) is standing up straight and their legs curve backwards (ie. the opposite way of the knees) , in effect looking like a leg on a camel.

oh my gaw becky look at her camel legs

by wishfulballer9 March 5, 2015

camel's hump

The shit Jackie Chan was eating in Rush Hour while talking to Chris Tucker.

Tucker: Man, what you got me eating?
Chan: That's eel.
Tucker: What you got?
Chan: Camel's hump
Tucker: What?
Chan: Camel's hump

by pbanto September 30, 2008

camel fro

When a grossly unshaven lady has a camel toe, resulting in a camel fro.

Dude A: "Yo, is dat chick's pants thick with the clit or does she have a camel fro?"
Dude B: "Awe man, likely she hasn't shaved in a while and has a fro... ya know, a camel fro!"

by GlazeHer September 24, 2013