The most efficient euro-trash killer on the planet. It will utterly rape any piece of shit honda that has ever been made. It is pretty much official that a camaro will smoke the shit out of ANY ricer shit with FAR less money spent to do so. And even if someone managed to cram enough nos and psi of turbo into the poorly made 4 banger to beat a maro' it wouldnt matter b/c the engine would blow up half way down the track.
"hey preppy fag boy, u wanna race?"
"hell yeah man i got a v-tech, even though i dont know what that means."
"oh shit billy joe, that shit ricer with 8 nos bottles is beating us."
"its ok his pos should explode right about now...."
BANG!!!!!SCREECH!!!!!!CRASH!!!!!!
As the camaro coasts through with yet another useless honda slip
"hell yeah man i got a v-tech, even though i dont know what that means."
"oh shit billy joe, that shit ricer with 8 nos bottles is beating us."
"its ok his pos should explode right about now...."
BANG!!!!!SCREECH!!!!!!CRASH!!!!!!
As the camaro coasts through with yet another useless honda slip
by Joe "mutha fuckin" Davis February 01, 2008
Honda: Man your camaro is slow!
Camaro: I wish I only had a 4 banger.
Honda: Wanna race on the highway.
Typical convo between ricers and domestic drivers.
Camaro: I wish I only had a 4 banger.
Honda: Wanna race on the highway.
Typical convo between ricers and domestic drivers.
by s1043 September 10, 2004
1. (1966-2002 models) A decent looking muscle car for rednecks too poor to afford a nice import or Corvette. Teenagers in these cars generally think they're so badass because they're driving a "Camaro" until they get smoked by a real sports car.
2. (2010 model) A really nice looking Chevrolet muscle car with a base of 304 hp with a V6 engine. This car can be rivaled with Ford's Mustang ponycar.
2. (2010 model) A really nice looking Chevrolet muscle car with a base of 304 hp with a V6 engine. This car can be rivaled with Ford's Mustang ponycar.
1.
Tyler: "Dude, did you see Kristina in her 2002 Camaro convertible today? She thinks she's so badass cause she's driving it even though it's a sorry piece of s*** trailer trash. Stupid redneck. It's sad when you can't afford a nice car even as a senior in high school."
Kyle: "Yeah, she probably thinks she can beat everyone in a race even though it barely has any horsepower compared to our Corvette and Mercedes-Benz SL500. I want to race her just so I can show her that her car is a worthless junkyard scrap car that was about to get demolished before she bought it for $2000."
Tyler: "Well, I guess it's not our fault that she's poor and can't afford nice cars like us. Our families are pretty well off compared to most of the other people in our school. But still it's a piece of s*** and she shouldn't be so proud of having a car like that."
2.
Brittany: "Wow! Did you see Max's new Camaro? It's soo cool! I think I'll trade my Mustang in to get a Camaro!"
Rachel: "Yeah, it looks way better than that stupid Mustang of yours. It's also faster too"
Tyler: "Dude, did you see Kristina in her 2002 Camaro convertible today? She thinks she's so badass cause she's driving it even though it's a sorry piece of s*** trailer trash. Stupid redneck. It's sad when you can't afford a nice car even as a senior in high school."
Kyle: "Yeah, she probably thinks she can beat everyone in a race even though it barely has any horsepower compared to our Corvette and Mercedes-Benz SL500. I want to race her just so I can show her that her car is a worthless junkyard scrap car that was about to get demolished before she bought it for $2000."
Tyler: "Well, I guess it's not our fault that she's poor and can't afford nice cars like us. Our families are pretty well off compared to most of the other people in our school. But still it's a piece of s*** and she shouldn't be so proud of having a car like that."
2.
Brittany: "Wow! Did you see Max's new Camaro? It's soo cool! I think I'll trade my Mustang in to get a Camaro!"
Rachel: "Yeah, it looks way better than that stupid Mustang of yours. It's also faster too"
by Shadow294578 May 29, 2009
Like I said before manbitch the car needs surgical repair interior and exterior wise. need some q-tips? buy some and while you're at it clean your clogged shitpipe asswipe. Beat ANY ricer shit U say? HA NOT likely. As for terms why dont U go look up what V-tech means "Mr.Enviromental Friendly". Or is it FUCKTARDDDDDD??????? *gasp* *chuckle* my friendddddd
1.hey fucktard camaro wanna race?!?!?!
2.fucktard : hell yeah "ricer"!!!!!
1.say HELLO to my big brother ACURA NSX shitbrain!!!!!!!!!
2.fucktard : *chokes on his dirtay emission smoke*
3.mercedes ripppsssss passss fucktard in 1.3 seconds flat
4.the end
2.fucktard : hell yeah "ricer"!!!!!
1.say HELLO to my big brother ACURA NSX shitbrain!!!!!!!!!
2.fucktard : *chokes on his dirtay emission smoke*
3.mercedes ripppsssss passss fucktard in 1.3 seconds flat
4.the end
by SGT.PLOW February 02, 2008
The same length as a regular minute but allows more to be accomplished in that minute, allows for a greater distance to be transversed in the restraints of a minute.
Dude: It takes about 30 minutes to make it to my house.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
Camaro owner: Don't worry, I can make it in 15 Camaro Minutes.
by 15 Camaro Minutes September 15, 2011
A variation of the classic Camaro which ceased production in 2002. The SS (or Super Sport) was similiar to the Z/28 except for the fact that it was modified by SLP Performance, who gave Chevrolet the idea to add give the Camaro a 320 HP version of the LS1 5.7l V8, this package included a forced-air induction hood with a lightweight fiberglass air scoop hood, a Torsen limited-slip performance axle, a modified exhaust system that sported dual 2 3/4-in tailpipes, a redisgned stylish rear spoiler, an upgraded suspension package to give the beast better handling, speed-rated P275/40ZR17 Goodyear Eagle Fl tires, 17-in which included lightweight cast-aluminum alloy wheels, an added power steering cooler, and the striking exterior SS badges that replaced Z28 logos and added a Camaro SS interior plaque to the dash. The engine was topped off with Quaker State Synquest synthetic engine oil to ensure engine protection and performance. The 6 speed manual transmission was an option on both the Z/28 and the SS....Which allowed the Camaro to see up to 27 MPG highway....something no V8 Mustang can claim.
The car, an ultimate experience to drive and own, is sure to use any Mustang or Ricer as a shop rag if given the appropraite modifications. The Pony Boys like to run their mouths about the LS1 and the Camaro, but the only way they can keep up is by spending 5,000 to 20,000 more on a GT500. However, by placing that extra money into an LS1, you can be sure to park in the winner's circle on race day.
The only people that Camaro SS drivers respect include Chevrolet Truck owners, other Camaro SS owners (Z/28's are left to the discretion of the actual driver himself), Corvette Drivers, and Trans Am drivers (if permittable by the driver himself).
The car, an ultimate experience to drive and own, is sure to use any Mustang or Ricer as a shop rag if given the appropraite modifications. The Pony Boys like to run their mouths about the LS1 and the Camaro, but the only way they can keep up is by spending 5,000 to 20,000 more on a GT500. However, by placing that extra money into an LS1, you can be sure to park in the winner's circle on race day.
The only people that Camaro SS drivers respect include Chevrolet Truck owners, other Camaro SS owners (Z/28's are left to the discretion of the actual driver himself), Corvette Drivers, and Trans Am drivers (if permittable by the driver himself).
That Camaro SS has better features than the Mustang, gets better gas-mileage, and could smoke it on the track. Why do Pony boys even run their mouths?
by Yabba Dabba Doo March 29, 2008
Hard edged muscle car submodel of the Chevrolet Camaro. Every model year of the SS ever built has included a Chevy V8 engine, including big blocks such as the 396 rat motor from 1967-1969. Terrorizer of rice mobiles, poser sports cars, and wimpy half ass psuedo "performance" cars such as Mitsubishi Eclipse. Many models destroy cars costing 2-5x more, and are easily modified to make even greater amounts of horsepower and torque. An American icon, a car for driver's who want to be able to stop, turn, and accelerate, rather than just get from point A to point B. Highly sought after as collectibles. Your grandma will not buy one, nor will the 17 year old white kid blasting rap out of his 4 banger Honda with the wing off the 747 jet on it. Know it, respect it, fear it.
"Wow, I paid $40K for this Porsche Boxster and I just got DESTROYED by buslengths by a guy in a '00 Camaro SS with an LS1, and he only paid $10K for it, I feel like a wastefull loser who knows nothing about cars!"
by Slayer334 December 29, 2011