blame canada

What you should do in case of an unfortunate incident where no one is really to blame. By far the answer to everything.

Jojo: My TV broke again!
Chris: Those damn Canadians!
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Krisite: Dangit, my "Blame Canada" sign smeared!
Lisa: Stupid Canadians!
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Roofus: My electricity bill's higher than ever!
Juliet: Those worthless eskimos are leaking our energy from the border!

by Fitzpatrick April 28, 2005

culo cagao

Culo cagao is literally a shitty ass. Someone who hasn't even learned how to wipe their ass yet. It describes a person with lack of experience.

That bitch looks good as hell pero es un culo cagao, too young.

by Jose Luis Lopez September 1, 2006

cagadito

literally "little shit" in Spanish. Not uncommon to be seen or used akin to "pobrecito" (poor little one) or "huerfanito" (poor little orphan).

Pobrecito, huerfanito, cagadito--que se echo al ladito... ("Poor little one, little orphan, little shit--that got tossed off to the side of the road..."

by copeintenn December 29, 2007

Canada

The only country where you can accidentally bump someone on the shoulder, and they WILL provide a 20 page long apology note sent by email to you

Canada. Literally Canada.

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

Cagasuge

If you are cagasuge, you are on top.

"Look at cagasuge"
"I know, he is on top :)"

by sussexsussex February 8, 2022

Me caga

Spanish slang for "I hate", typically used to express frustration with a person or situation.

Mother: Ya Levantate! / Wake up!

Son:¡Me caga que no dejas dromir, carajo! / I hate that you won't let me sleep, fuck!

by Gagunk May 24, 2019

canada

A country in North America, known for friendly, educated pacisfists and comedians. The UN has ranked Canada the best country in the world for seven consecutive years.

Canada is pro-tolerance.

by Katy December 25, 2003