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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 25, 2007
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Caffeine

I have caffeine withdrawal right now
by samdomaxd June 16, 2024
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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.
Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.
by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.
I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
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caffeine

a centeral nervous stimulant which is can be accessed easily in the most of conditions, and completely legal. like potato, both rich and poor consume it widely.
a cup of espresso approximately contains 70mg of caffeine.
by TexasianEngineer September 9, 2023
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