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Caffeine and Kilos

What real athletes wear in and outside of the gym.
Did you see that guys Caffeine and Kilos shirt? I’ll bet he lifts more than me.”
by Team CK November 24, 2021
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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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caffeine normalcy

When you have been needing caffeine to function for a while now, hence you forgot the last time you weren't dependant on black coffee or caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin — even though you were once too young to need caffeine
I can't remember the last time I went a whole day without Tombocantuxin caffeine pills; at this point, caffeine normalcy feels like a requirement just to get out of bed!
by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025
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caffeine overdose

The act of overdosing on caffeine.

See also: Mondays, Seizures, Coffee
"Dude I think Christine had a caffeine overdose!"
Christine: *seizuring* "CALL 911 HELP ME"
by Bruhsaffgotass July 1, 2023
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out-house caffeine effect

The phenomenon where coffee drinks ordered whilst eating out, have more caffeine* — to the point that their caffeine content is as kicking as that of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

*compared to coffee drinks (of same serving size) served at homes
After downing that ice cappucino at the café, I felt the "out-house caffeine effect" kick in—way stronger than my usual brew at home.
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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caffeinely

Adjective. Very fast, in a stress out way. Could also involve shaking hands.
I went with this guy last night, he came caffeinely fast!
by thisiscafetiere November 22, 2011
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Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games
Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.
by o_aoo February 18, 2021
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