Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 03, 2011
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Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen

1. A specific plan or routine that involves taking a consistent, minimum dose of caffeine in the morning and a consistent, minimum dose of melatonin at night in order to improve the chances of falling asleep at night.

2. A strategy used to regulate sleep patterns and improve overall sleep quality by balancing daytime alertness and nighttime sleepiness.

3. A way to hack your own biology by manipulating the levels of two naturally occurring compounds in your body.
I'm trying to develop a healthy sleep routine, so I've started a Caffeine-Melatonin Regimen and I'm sticking to it.
by Phieyl January 16, 2023
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Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games
Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.
by o_aoo February 18, 2021
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caffeine pacing

Caffeine Pacing is the slow or incremental increase or decrease in Caffeine intake for the purpose of avoiding negative effects of overdose or withdraw.
Caffeine pacing can reduce headaches when reducing or eliminating caffeine from your diet.
by Ijellan Sauer September 14, 2020
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caffeine colonic

The experience of a colonic, or the symptoms associated with a colonic, as a result of drinking too much coffee
Mate, just had a caffeine colonic from all that coffee i just drank!
by RubberCustard May 10, 2007
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caffeine is down

when someone is feeling with low energy and they want to have the sensation of feeling pleasure physically and/or emotionaly
"damn bro, my caffeine is down, can you cheer me up please? ;)"
by orangedonut October 14, 2020
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