Buttrito

A burrito full of butts. A good tip is to know the size of your tortilla first and then kinds of butts you want.

Tacos are overrated. Matthew would rather injest a buttrito.

by Tittle slayr August 26, 2016

Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

butterines

another word for awesome

bob: do you like taking back sunday?
joe: yes! they're butterines!

by boobs January 11, 2005

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Butterito

Pronounced: Butter-e-toe

A high-class, well folded and made, 5 star burrito.

"Man, this burrito deserves to be called a BUTTERITO!"

by Clint Pe. September 30, 2008