No Bum

Through careful observation and years of study, one isolated case in North America has been proven. The "No Bum", is a severe disorder where a female's back starts at the shoulders and proceeds down until it splits into two components (legs). No pelvis has been found in this case. The gluteus maximus is missing. Sadly, those with No Bum will be unable to procreate with a black man. Women currently studied with Nobuminitis often resemble Buzz Lightyear.

Black 1: Yo, Nigga check out that chick.
Black 2: Buzz fuckin lightyear?
Black 1: Nah mane, that chick got No Bum!
Black 2: Daym..

by A Truly Concerned Individual November 16, 2011

Bum

Donald Trump

He’s a little man. He’s the leader of the free world and he’s just a little, little man. That fucking Bum.

by MLK Obama June 02, 2020

Bum

Use, Have, Get.

Can i bum a cig?

by Kaija February 04, 2004

Bum

The verb 'to bum' is used to describe the act of either, sucking up to, following or loving somebody or something.

'Did you see Jason in class today? He's such a teacher's pet he totally loves to bum Mr Matthews, its sick.'

'Oh em gee sarah was totally bumming Emily alll yesterday! They were stuck to each other like glue and i mean woah they arn't even bffs!'

Sally: I bum you!
Melanie: I bum you too!

Elle: I BUM ZAC EFRON!

by HmmfCreator June 05, 2009

Bum

The guy living in my shed. Mooches food and booze and breaks into neighboring houses for more booze.

Neighbor: Hey man, how long has that Bum been living in your shed?

Me: Three Months

Neighbor: He smells. Get rid of him.

by The400Runner November 06, 2011

bum

Something that is extremely gorgeous.

"She is bum!", "This tastes bum!", "You look bum!".

by AlexanderSammy May 07, 2011

bum

a very fine, attractive and sexy gal.

Punit: Ronak, look its Bobjeet, she's buuuuuuum.
Ronak: Tel me bout it bro, she amazingly buuuuuuuum.

by 1ron May 04, 2005