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Bumble

A wannabe high class Version of Tinder consisting of an unusually high percentage of "hot chicks". Which appears at first, satisfactory since the female must start conversation with the male (weeding out the guys at home who try to beat their friends "most masterbation in a day record"). Inevitably, it turns into another waste of time since there's about a 1/15 chance of ever meeting the girls. Girls which love to give out their numbers and text you pointless shit that you can hear from any high school hallway.
Bill: dude, how's that new bumble app?
Lance: Bill, I got like 5 numbers in a week and know 24 different girls favorite colors!
Bill: nice! You get any tail??
Lance: nah, ghosted buy 12, 6 ended up being Trannys and the other 6 just keep texting me but never wanna meet up
by Joe Balls June 6, 2016
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Bumble Tard

Someone who can't say a complete sentence without sounding like an absolute fool.
"Hey Bumble tard, help yourself to some books, you sound like an idiot.
by Zinkster October 10, 2005
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Bumblebear

The result of a bear and a bee mating. Watch out for the horrifyingly gruesome teeth, claws, and stinger.
Popularized, if not created, by Cyanide & Happiness comics.
"I need to tell you about the bears and the bees." - Green
"You mean the birds and the bees?" - Turquoise
"No. The bears and the bees. It's when bears mate with bees...oh no! Run! It's a...bumblebear!!" - Green
by Yams October 18, 2008
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Ball Back Bubbles

The hard to rinse bubbles that remain on the back of a man's balls when he exits the shower.
Damn it. I've got ball back bubbles. Do I get back in the shower? Naw, towel will get em.
by Big CU August 16, 2005
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Thunder Bubbles

When one is sitting down in the bathtub and farts. Making stinky bubbles arise from the water passing out the back of the ass or between the legs and balls tickling the balls and or vagina, and creating a thundering blast against the tub.
As mike was sitting in the bathtub he farted, creating a thundering noise against the tub for everyone to hear, and also creating stinky bubbles that imersed through the sides of his balls and to the surface of the water. Creating Thunder Bubbles.
by JonnySahls May 22, 2010
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Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.
Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.
by Brian February 27, 2005
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bumblesniff

I totally hit Bobby with a bumblesniff!
by Bradaz May 12, 2019
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