bumblebitch

A trashy white female of high school age who wears yoga pants is Oompa-Loompa colored and is exceedingly stupid. The harems of flatheads.

Hey what's that girl's name?

Who?

You know...that girl, she's orange and where's yoga pants and hangs out with those Flatheads in our history class...

Ooooh yeah that bumblebitch?

by TheMaskedRecommender March 29, 2013

Cleveland bubblegum

When, during sex, you vomit, either on purpose or accidentally, on a woman's chest.

Last night I was so drunk I gave that lady I hooked up with some cleveland bubblegum.

by Jonas Bubblegum January 1, 2009

bubblegum anus

When an anus has been been beat up so much over the years, it hangs out of the ass because it is so loose, resembling a piece of bubble gum hanging out of there.

"I was fucking Lisa the other day, and let's just say she's been around the block, she has a bad case of bubblegum anus."

by oygad August 30, 2013

After Sex Bubblegum

When you don't have enough money for condoms so you buy bubblegum instead. When you get home and get ready for sex blow the gum and put it on the penis and then have fun.

Jimmy: Jane, did you get the condoms
Jane: no,i didn't have enough money.
Jimmy: so what did you get?
Jane: I got gum instead. Now seat back and i will blow the gum an wait till you cum so I can eat the After Sex Bubblegum!

by Yourdaddylesbianlol April 15, 2019

Bubblebutt

a man or woman with a round shapely posterior as opposed to a flat pancake butt.

Sandra is a rare Chinese girl because she has an amazing bubblebutt.

by kingofstone August 26, 2012

Shut your bubblegum dumdum looking ass the f*** up

When your fat-ass friend keeps going on about McDonalds having bad service and waiting an hour for his lunch, this is what you say to them.

Khaled: Duuude, i've been waiting for my food from McDonalds for soooo long, i haven't eaten for like 5 minutes

Luani and Mohammed: SHUT YOUR BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE F*** UP

by Zainorulesfifa November 11, 2018

gypsy bubblegum

the act of a woman putting her mouth on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and blowing to inflate the foreskin

Guy 1: "So how was your date last night?"
Guy 2: "Pretty good man I got a piece of the old gypsy bubblegum."
Guy 1: "Noice."

by Carl Sagan's Space Ghost April 26, 2008