Bologna Buffer

Typically the mouth of a disgruntled slut-bag, or the disease ridden orifice of one of your friends or relatives.

Phil better shut his damn bologna buffer before i stab him with a broken Tobasco bottle..

by AyeDrinkBeer May 24, 2009

Buffer Period

When your parents just leave you home alone and you need to wait that certain amount of time before you can smoke some weed, masturbate, call in a hooker, etc.

My parents just left and I need to wait out the buffer period before I know the coast is clear

by Rideher October 30, 2011

buffer guy

The man in the middle of an all-male three way. See "Lucky Pierre".

Guy 1: "Our buffer guy sure did take it like a champ last night."
Guy 2: "Indeed he did, sir."

by E-bone September 20, 2009

Buffer's bridge

The piece of a bloke's anatomy that is between the base of his nut sack and his arsehole (biologically the perineum)

Damn, that extreme mountain bike ride destroyed my buffer's bridge.

by dooferdog November 12, 2015

gay buffer

The unused urinal(s) between two males when the extra capacity could be used. Most men would rather wait for someone to finish then have their penis in glancing distance of another man to avoid any assumptions of homosexuality.

Male 1: Why don't you just use the urinal between them?
Male 2: I need my gay buffer, I don't want them to looking at my dick.

by Pearlsea July 14, 2010

bag buffer

n. a goatee, soul-patch, or any form of chin hair, or Amish beard, that, when applied to a scrotum, produces a fine mirror-like finish.

"Sweet bag buffer John!" "Thanks, I just had it clipped."

by Wendellian October 13, 2005

penis buffer

1.thin strip of skin that seperates two peni when a female is engaged in double penetration.

Dude, if there wasn't this penis buffer between us I'd be gay.

by bob lopez January 7, 2006