Bromet

To insert one's penis into a lukewarm grapefruit and fuck it.
The grapefruit is usually an average sotrebought grapefruit that has been warmed up in a microwave. The penis usually belongs to a small, skinny, white male who will never know if the grapefruit feels like a real pussy or not.

Recently Jason noticed that his hand was no longer able to do their job. His ever sympathetic mother now supplies grapefruits for him to bromet with, in exchange for oral pleasure.

by Fizbitch June 2, 2008

broskette

the feminine form of the word broski
used to define a girl who meets said categories of broski

bob: yo dude wanna have a bro chill sesh this weekend
sally: oh cool can i come?
bob: nah its BRO chill
jimmy: dude its chill shes a broskette
bob: shotgun anus!

by sh4113 March 24, 2009

brosotros

The Spanglish word combining nosotros (we) and bros (a group of friends mostly comprised of men); together, it means "we bros" or "we gentlemen"

Brosotros vamos a la playa.

by bambi April 18, 2005

broget

The mixture of Four Loko and Champagne

Let's go to the waterfront and drink some broget, bro

by partyjamo August 21, 2011

chillax broseph

a chill phrase to use to tell someone to calm down a little

Jon: cleanin up this shit man
Micheal: yo, chillax broseph it aint that bad

by Keith Philoste August 10, 2007

Jo-Brosexual

A male who has a love for or an obsession with the Jonas Brothers and their music.

"I caught my brother being a Jo-Brosexual dancing & singing along with Jonas Brothers music."

by Allissa Rose January 2, 2009

broseph

term used to described a good friend/s, combination of the word bro or brother, and the name joseph... although the term has nothing to do with anyone named joseph. can be considered an evolved form of the standard "bro"

Sup man? not a lot just chillin broseph.

by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010