Skip to main content

Forced Family Climate Bonding

Spending large amounts of time with family, especially children, due to adverse weather conditions that cause closures of schools, work, etc. Normally, this "quality time" soon turns to anarchy and a need for Wine or other booze for the parental units. Usually abbreviated FFCB.
After the fourth straight day without school, the FFCB (Forced Family Climate Bonding) was too much for her to handle and the children were given up for adoption immediately.
by schtingmon February 20, 2011
mugGet the Forced Family Climate Bonding mug.

Bonding

To act or possess similar qualities as James Bond. James Bond is super smooth with double O status. Women want him and men want to be him, he is a true playa for real. This guy sleeps with at least 3 girls per movie, gets shot at a million times and doesn’t get hit. If you have some stuff, or do some stuff like James Bond, then you’re bonding.
"That guy gets all the girls - Bonding!", "Last night I took home a smokin hot girl back to my suit in the Bahamas - Bonding!", "I had a sex with four women last night - Bonding!", "I have a car with a missile launcher built in - Bonding!", "I run the streets - Bonding!"
by Richard Martin December 30, 2007
mugGet the Bonding mug.
Related Words

Bronzing out

When you're playing Gran Turismo 4 and you're getting bronze on everything in the licence tests.
Joe: " Dude you suck!"
Bobby: " Im totally bronzing out!"

Bobby: " I can never get Silver or Gold..this sucks"
Joe: " Dont worry, youre only bronzing out."
by travhave June 13, 2006
mugGet the Bronzing out mug.

Branding

To acknowledge that you and another individual whom you happen to be in contact with, at that place and time, are wearing brand name clothing from the exact same brand.
Tim: Thats a cool Hollister shirt Cole, where did you get it?
Cole: Same place you got yours you preppy douche-nugget.
Tim: Haha man, we are TOTALLY branding!
by thecoolcanadian April 14, 2011
mugGet the Branding mug.

blonding

The act of listening to Frank Ocean's 2016 masterpiece "Blonde," usually late at night (between 2am and 5am) where you cry as you bathe in nostalgia and regret and reflect on life, your feelings and your mistakes.
Girl texting you at 4am: Hey, you up? ;)

Guy: Stfu i'm blonding
by Tom412 December 24, 2019
mugGet the blonding mug.

team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.
Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?
by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011
mugGet the team bonding session mug.

Brodingus

bro, dude, man, broski — sometimes used informally as a term of address <hey, brodingus, how was last night's cunnilingus? >
— broding-ish adjective
— broding·ish·ly adverb
"Brodingus, pull up your pants I can see your dingus!"

"Bonjour brodingus, comment ca va?"
"Hola brodingus, que pasa?"
"Brodingus und ich hatten ein tolles Wochenende von Schnurrbart kitzelt"
by floryden April 18, 2012
mugGet the Brodingus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email