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brace yourself

Preparing to hear something emotionally bad, or preparing for an impact (for an example: car going to crash)
*car about to crash*
Driver: Brace yourselves boys!

or

Girl 1: Brace yourself, because you're not going to like what I'm about to say.

Lewis Hamilton Brakes 

Lewis Hamiton is a f1 driver. At baku 2021 brakes was so hot that his car cannot stop in time
Wow that girl is hot like Lewis Hamilton Brakes

Brucesexual 

Homosexual branch running down to the DEO (DropEmOff) Branch of Homosexuality. You'll find this new meaning of gay and be welcome by fellow twins. They/Them/Twin/DEO
I've been watching Bruce for a while now and I'm starting to feel homosexual. Bartholomew - No Twin, That's Brucesexual. It's normal around here. GIFT TKG Profit a sub to support all Brucesexual

pump the brakes 

to tell someone to slow down when trying to jump conclusions about someone or something; to slow your role; to caution another concerning any particular matter
Kenny, Pump the brakes, you are lying she did not steal your car!
pump the brakes by Freerl February 23, 2008

Guatemalan Neck Brace 

While a woman is receiving oral from a person, she wraps her legs around their head and farts. Her legs form a neck brace making it impossible for the person to break free.
I had to shave my goatee because it still smelled like that Guatemalan Neck Brace she gave me the other night.

moldy bracelet 

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.
After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.
moldy bracelet by Sakura June 14, 2014