Barney

An evil, purple demon sent from Hell to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family."
Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

by AYB June 13, 2003

Frozen Barney

Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.

"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"

"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"

by roaxan August 12, 2008

like the Wild Man of Borneo

wildly messy

(said of a persons appearence)

"You look look the Wild Man of Borneo."

by Light Joker March 24, 2004

Barney

Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless Tyrannusaurus-Rex. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit.

He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already)

Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct.

In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

by Cataclypsa July 25, 2007

boneyard

(also shortened to 'yard) Noun representing sexual intercourse

I'd take her to the boneyard...
yeah, we've been around the 'yard... Is this the front yard or the Boneyard?

by ahahnn August 11, 2003

Barney

the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

by nosleep42 May 5, 2005

Barney

A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

by partridge May 15, 2003