To have totally fucked something up. Usually by doing something stupid. Specifically used to describe technology that is broken.
Example 1....
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
Admin: I totally borked my machine installing Win XP SP2.
Example 2....
"I can't come over at the moment...my car is borked".
by Senhor Salvidor Guido September 7, 2004
Get the borked mug.A highly infectious disease that is caused by:
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
Being without communication
Only having a small amount of friends
Refreshing your social web pages
Doing everything over again and again and again
Oblivious on what to do and
Maybe being stuck in the middle of no ware.
when having this disease it is hard to get rid of because there is no cure apart from 1 which is by having a social life (or the very rare case of some of your friends actually being online)
by Heroesnofan January 24, 2010
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Mitch: "Dude... WTF?!?"
Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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Alec: "What?"
Mitch: "You have a boner..."
Alec: "Don't worry. It's just a boredom boner it'l go away as soon as we do something."
Mitch: "Oh cool."
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by Me and Mr. Split April 24, 2011
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by Lana (is cool) March 6, 2009
Get the bored mug.1.) When boredom itself invades your mind. You become very bored, and inactive and turn into a vegetable for 2 minutes.
2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.
2.) People do it when they do Friendster surveys.
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
Get the Boredom Struck mug.When one is so bored they start saying nonsense and chatting obnoxious things.
That`s pretty much me every day.
That`s pretty much me every day.
Example:
discord chat
Boredrunk dude: xd looololol my pp itch im stupid xd everyone is so dumb
Admin dude: stop
Boredrunk dude: xd ur pp small
Admin dude: `bans boredrunk231`
Boredrunk dude: oh no i got banned
Boredrunk dude: oh well lets write a definition on urban dictionary for boredrunk
discord chat
Boredrunk dude: xd looololol my pp itch im stupid xd everyone is so dumb
Admin dude: stop
Boredrunk dude: xd ur pp small
Admin dude: `bans boredrunk231`
Boredrunk dude: oh no i got banned
Boredrunk dude: oh well lets write a definition on urban dictionary for boredrunk
by lualizationglobal42 March 13, 2019
Get the Boredrunk mug.Becoming so withdrawn from everything you soon become bored of your own boredom. Soon after entering the mythical land of bordo-boredom you start to dissapear into a dark and lifeless abyss. Bordo-boredom can be cured by 3 methods.(1) finding something to do, (2) aquiring a steak knife and plunging it 1-2 inches into your wrists/ankles,(3)or by taking two pills of oxycotin an hour before going to sleep.
When I was bored I went through the recycling bin and started coloring over pieces of paper, but once I went into a state of bordo-boredom I simply laid on the ground and let a lawn mower run me over.
by Neptune tOnIcAl January 17, 2009
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