Dock Bumpers

Fake boobs which obviously look fake.
Too round, high and oddly spaced on the chest it is apparent these boobs have calcified into hardened blobs.

Touching them is reminiscent of the hard foam dock bumpers used when tethering boats to keep them from banging against the dock or moorings.

Check out Abbey's new dock bumpers. She's so proud of them but they feel so fake when you give her a hug.

Nice dock bumpers on Tiffy, huh? I'm sure they set her boyfriend back a few paychecks.

by Joy Lovewell December 28, 2009

Muff Bomber

A man who plays the odds by dropping an identical pick up tactic on every woman in the room, he is successful when he scores with one. A good score is when he gets with 1 woman out of the 40 that he hits on in the same nightclub. Pretty much the man you want to avoid in the clubs.

When you see a guy across the room hitting on every girl... he is a muff bomber. The sad thing is... it works for most of my muff bombing douche bag guy friends.

by Eva- Vancouver, BC January 30, 2010

teeny bopper

Usually girls in their early teens who try to act and dress like their favorite pop stars and they listen to pop music non stop. Like boy bands and pop idols and shit. They wear shirts that, I guess, is supposed to sum the person up in a couple words like "Princess" or "Chicks Rock" or "50% Angel 50% Devil" and they break down in tears when they see a Backstreet Boy and are like OH MY GOD, CAN YOU, LIKE, BELIEVE THAT'S HIM...AHHHHH

Teeny boppers have no taste in music, they listen to people that can lip synch and sound like shit in real life...that definitely isn't talent and their rich off a voice they don't have

by XXXaggeration February 11, 2005

Teeny Bopper

Mindless retarded 13-17 year old girls who dress like whores and listen to NStink, Backdoor Boys, Bebounce, Slutina, Bitchney, Bitchenys Whores etc etc....Need to be taken away forre-education then sent to the killing fields alongside there crappy top 40 pop groups.

My Neighbour Naomi

by Brother Number One November 15, 2003

tweeny bopper

N: A child, usually between the ages of 9 and 15, who seeks to imitate all that is celeb or fashionable while at the same time reflecting the society of their local high school. Usually female.

The seniors laughed when they saw the gaggle of tweeny bopper girls, all wearing identical short pleated skirts at the football game and complaining about how cold it was.

by Shidoni March 7, 2009

Brown Bombers

Dropping some feces (turds,poop) in the toilet. The process of sending feces (turds poop) into the toilet bowl.

He had to rush to the bathroom to release some Brown Bombers right away.

by Max Powers2.0 January 23, 2009

teeny bopper

9-12 girls who think they're all that just because they said 'bitch' or 'ass'.

Bopper 1: HeY bItCh wUz Up?
Bopper 2: Wut R we WaItiN 4? LeTz kiCK aSs!!!
Me: What a bunch of fuckin posers.

by Applet Boo August 26, 2004