toasti blud

a person who prefers talking to a younger demographic of people, also their cousin probably has a 15 incher and they brag about it. ontop of that cant cook

toasti blud can mean "i fucking want you"
"u stay talking to kids... i fucked up i admit i was horny"

by smartballer234 July 23, 2025

Dale Blud

Being hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and not taking care of your own child

Me: Where is your kid at?
Friend: He’s with his mom as usual and I’m not paying no child support.
Me: Your such a Dale Blud

by IntrepidIsland July 23, 2025

Big Blud

Big Daddy

Big Blud is awesome

by ChargingPort45 August 7, 2025

Dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

A Diddy blud who is not interested in the acts of learning and is a massive predator with a face of a chud while being a dumb ducking chud

bro: How does bro like cp like a diddy blud that used the crazy ahh dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud

me: No dumb ahh diddy ahh chuddy blud has nuh in they buh. You chud.

by Urban Chud October 16, 2025

CHECK HIS CV BLUD

"check his CV" can mean background check him, or just a partnership with the term, "the games gone blud". This works well with a questionable friend who needs to be put in his place.

AI CHECK HIS CV BLUD

by J1ggzz's child October 27, 2025

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl

“Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”

by Gatyyy November 13, 2025