walks into the blobby

Used when someone walks in to the blobby

*walks into the blobby*

by Stoopidassname June 8, 2021

overrated black blob from fnf

that "thing" freaking sucks

overrated black blob from fnf is stupid.

by belupacito4738 July 28, 2022

the blob

being on ur damn period

lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!

by craig barton February 13, 2004

blob

A fat drunk obnoxious disgusting mooch who will eat anything as long as it's free.

Hey look dude, "Blob" just ate a bunch of frozen hotdogs, moldy bread and then puked on your new chair.

by Crapcake August 30, 2006

bloblin

when you have anal sex with a midget , and before you are done you let them finish you orrally

Dad got in trouble with the midget cause mom caught him getting a bloblin.

by blobmaster February 18, 2007

Blobbed

To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.

Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?

by Fard23 February 15, 2013

blob strop

Female Premenstrual Syndrome. The time once a month when your lovely gentle lady turns into the psycho bitch whore from hell

"hey Bob, Did the Missus like the flowers you got her on Friday?"

"Nah,she was having a blob strop and I amost got 'em stuck up my arse"

by Chez1974 December 9, 2008