kentucky anal blaster

The Kentucky anal blaster is when you pour an entire container of KFC gravy in her butthole, and when she farts all the gravy spews out.

Tom "did you hear about when Dave gave Katy a Kentucky anal blaster"
James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"

by Kentucky Anal Blaster January 28, 2017

e-blast

A ridiculous non-word made up by marketing people who think the term "e-mail" is inadequate to describe the explosive excitement of their mass e-mails.

Also "eblast" or "e-mail blast"

If we send out an e-blast, the widget will literally fly off the shelves!

by Sarah N. April 22, 2008

ass blasting bitchaloid

Something that markiplier said in a video

My sister said this is going to be an ass blasting bitchaloid

by Derpymcsir April 5, 2016

Gotta Blast

Something Jimmy Nuetron says around the beginning of the theme song for the popular Nickelodeon show The Adventures of Jimmy Nuetron

Me: "Gotta Blast"
Friend: WTF are you masturbating under the table

by YourBoiTheUgandan43 January 25, 2018

Blast the nips

To show off one's nipples in a flashy and colorful way

I'm about to take my bra off, blast the nips.

by Buuuuuussssccchhhhh October 6, 2009

Weiner Blast Beat

A blast beat performed using one's penis in lieu of a drum stick. The penis is usually used to hit the snare drum.

Most deathcore bands are gay and usually employ a weiner blast beat

by Festive_Lotus May 22, 2014

Finger Blaster Master

a finger blaster master is someone who excels in the arts of finger blasting, or, 'fingering', in simpler terms

that dude is such a cole ramsey, he is the finger blaster master

by coleramsme January 16, 2017